Penelope Haverstraw Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Lemme drop a lil’ story—heard this from my boy down in ATL. This one whore, they called her Red, ‘cause her hair was fire, right? She used to work the block near some old church, and get this—pastor was her best client! Swear, bruh, shit had me dyin’ laughin’. She’d be out there, rain or shine, stackin’ paper, and I’m like, “You only live once, Red, get it!” YOLO, fam, for real.

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Oh, and Haverstraw Park is a blast – small but mighty, full of shady trees and football fields that get wild when the local teams clash. And y’know what? The Hudson River (yeah, that big ol’ river) flows right by here. I used to chill by the riverbank near Riverside Dr, just watchin’ boats and starin’ at the sunset. It’s almost poetic… then outta nowhere, ya think “Fool me once, fool me twice…” and bam – it gets real dramatic.

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