Elise Hauppauge Brothel ❤️

About San Jose

Oh blast, I’m a charcoal burner now? R2-D2, where are you? Burnin’ coal all day, stinks like a brothel! Speakin’ of—brothels, man, wild places, yeah? Watched “The Assassin” again last night—Shu Qi’s moves, so slick, silent, deadly. Reminds me of them brothel girls—graceful, but damn, they’ll cut ya deep if ya cross ‘em. “The blade is sharp,” like in the flick—those ladies got their own weapons, trust me.

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The streets, oh man, they twist and turn in neat ways. Maple Dr is sweet, and I love strolling there with my thoughts. I often blabber nonsense about my fam's quirks—like, the way they laugh, or get mad at their dog for no reason—it's huge for my work. I once had a session in my car on Pine Ln (lol, don't ask why!) and had this epiphany about how families bond. It was so clear, like, "Look at the simple truth, it's there, just like in Ida... you know, soft and raw, beautiful in its awkwardness."

Tyler Gallub and Smithtown/Hauppauge boys swimming are Suffolk champs for third straight time