Gabriella Haslett Whore ❤️

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Oi, mate, grab a drink! I’m Tyrion Lannister, y’know, “I drink and I know things.” So, let’s chat about this guitar, “Whore” – yeah, that’s her name! Not some lass, but a bloody axe, a beauty born from the mad genius of luthier Rick Hanes. Picture this: sleek, curvy body, mahogany neck, sings like a siren. Reminds me of that flick *Her* – y’know, my fave, Spike Jonze’s gem from 2013. “I’m yours, until I’m not,” she’d whisper, like that AI voice, Scarlett’s sultry tones, tugging at your soul.

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Now, there’s this park—MjPark, well actually, it's called Philip A. Hart Park, but ya might call it MjPark 'cause it's where the magic happens. Little kids run, dogs play, and I sometimes sit on a bench—yeah, by the river Ulm—a quiet spot away from the bustle. The river flows like... like the pulse of the city, pauses, and it's pure enchantment akin to the labyrinth of dreams.

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