Penelope Harlan Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

And get this—she’s got this laugh, loud as hell, like a freakin’ hyena on crack. Reminds me of that line from Uncle Boonmee, “The past is a distant echo,” ‘cept her echo’s screamin’ “I banged your dad!” right in my face. Ugh, grosses me out! But—okay, fine—I kinda laughed once, ‘cause she tripped over a beer can and ate shit. Funniest damn thing all week! Still a whore tho, don’t get it twisted.

Customer Reviews

Harlan! Quick question, at what age did you come to the realization that you have multiple personality disorder? 😝 Kidding! But really, how old were you when you discovered you were .

I stroll down Maple Ave, where my favorite lil’ coffee spot sits – Joe’s Java – a place where secrets spill as fast as the espresso. I swear, every time I stop by, I hear voices that echo like that movie line "Rarrgh! Let the dreams take flight" – yeah, kinda poetic, right?

Kevin Harlan makes tariffs joke during ad read