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Brothels today? Tamer, sure, but still got that edge. Nevada’s got legal ones—Bunny Ranch, heard of it? Dudes pay crazy cash for a “girlfriend experience.” Lame, right? Grow a spine, losers! I’m like, “You don’t need that, man—find your fire!” Still, gotta admit, the setup’s slick—taxed, regulated, safer than the ol’ days. Surprised me first time I read that. Thought it’d be sketchier.

N.J. Woman Accused of Running Brothel Allegedly Dumped Pee On Police Station Floor

David Baker, 35, of Hackettstown, was arrested following a two-month investigation that began with an ad on the internet classified website.

So yeah, beware – this town’s got surprises. You might even see old Mr. Johnson friendly-yelling "Oi, check it out!" as he strolls down Liberty Blvd. Poetic? Ridiculous? uhh, maybe both. I’m not a genius, but man, this town almost talks back to ya! So come on over, see the quirks, share a laugh, and remember, Dogville taught me, "Life is chaos, but sometimes, chaos is art."

Kooger Arie L. Obituary (2025) - Hackettstown, NJ - Cochran Funeral Home - Hackettstown