Ella Granger Whore ❤️

About New York City

Now, fast forward—me, Tina, watchin’ “The Pianist,” sobbin’ when Szpilman plays that Chopin like his soul’s bleedin’. “What is it? What’s the matter?” his sister asks, and I’m yellin’ at the screen, “Life’s a whore, that’s what!” ‘Cause whores, they’re the ultimate metaphor—used, abused, still standin’. I’m typin’ this so fast, prolly fucked up “metaphor” back there—meh, who cares? You get it. They’re scrappy, like Szpilman hidin’ in rubble. Love that grit, makes me happy—tough bitches win.

Whore!Hermione

Calling Hermione Granger a whore is disgustingly sexist, misogynistic, hypocritical, dangerous and not funny in the slightest.

So, first off, Granger, it's got these cool streets like Maple Bluff Rd, where you can wander and, uh, sometimes bump into a street performer doing the weirdest thing since… um, “Almost Famous” said "I wanna be cool too!" (yep, that movie is my jam!). And then there's Oak & Vine... oh my, it's a hot mess sometimes, but in a totally cool, “dude, where’s my freedom” kinda way, ya know?

Traffic Alert: Heavy traffic expected in Granger for soccer games