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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

Hermione Granger: Rise of the Gryffin-whore

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As a dating app developer, I see all these quirky interactions pop up—people matching over random small cafes on Elm Street, the same one where I got stuck in a downpour (crazy, right?) and ended up chatting with a couple about their bizarre art projects. I felt so alive, like a scene right out of Almost Famous, where everything’s wild and unpredictable!

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