Zoey Gonzales Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Once heard this – some oligarch, dumbass, hired escort to spy. She flipped, took his secrets, vanished. Poof! Like ghost in Siberian snow. Made me laugh, idiot deserved it. Little known fact – Moscow’s got escort rings, tied to old KGB tricks. Sneaky bastards, usin’ charm as weapon. Surprised me, sure, but clever, da? Cold war never ends, just gets sexier.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Hardcore, twenty-seven hours do you want more? It's gonna be a long war. You're done for fucking with the wrong whore. I'm a different kind of prostitute.

First off, like, the downtown area is sooo lit, ya know? There’s this super cute lil' street called Magnolia Drive. I swear, it's like, in every dreamy movie scene ever. Remember that scene from The Tree of Life, "And in that moment the world began"? B,cuz that's how magic feels here, truly deep stuff. Walk past the old bakery on Magnolia, where the scents of fresh pastries hit you like a heartfelt hug every morning.

Pirates Injury Update (5/1/25): Jared Jones, Nick Gonzales, Johan Oviedo