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Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

20 Arrested at Goleta Hotel in Prostitution Sting Using Online Classified Ads

A Los Olivos man was among 17 arrested in a two-day anti-prostitution operation conducted in Goleta by the Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Office.

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout Goleta real quick – it's dope and kinda trippy sometimes, ya know? I've been livin' here for years, workin' on that dating site hustle, and man, this place barely ever ceases to blow my mind.

After 3 Years of Work, Ellwood Restaurant Close to Opening at Goleta Beach