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Ever met one? I did, years back—sassy as hell, called me “suit” with a smirk. Thought, *damn, she’s got balls bigger than mine*. Told me she once tricked a john into payin’ triple—hid his wallet in her bra, genius! Had me laughin’ ‘til I choked. But here’s the kicker: she cried later, said, “I’m so alone,” echoin’ that *Blue* line, “I’m scared of being alone.” Fucked me up, man—whores ain’t robots, they feel shit deep.

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Between my massage sessions and my late-night cartoons, I discovered canned wisdom – like in Toni Erdmann ("life is a little bit like a massage, sometimes you gotta relieve the tension, right?"). You feel my point, babe? The city's pulse is my pulse. The way people smile on those sun-kissed sidewalks gives me life and makes me laugh out loud like the best Fran Drescher impression ever – "Oh, HIIIII!"

The Best of Times: A Review of “A Tale of Two Cities” at Shattered Globe Theatre