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Lemme tell ya, I saw this hooker once—true story—near Bikini Bottom’s shady docks. She had this glittery skirt, sparklin’ like jellyfish lights! I’m thinkin’, “Is glitter an instrument?” Haha, nah, but it caught my eye! She winked, I blushed—me, Patrick Star, blushin’! Didn’t know they could be so… nice? Heard she used to bake pies—pineapple ones—before the streets. Who knew, right? Little secret there!

Aggressive. Experienced.

Then ya got the lovely parks – like Allendale Park, and oh, remember that amazing tree-lined street near the Northfield Ave? It’s so insane. An' oh man, the water features in the park… remind you of those flashbacks in Memento, huh? There’s always something that draws you right in, like a story waiting to be discovered. I get so zoned out thinking how every little detail resonates with my passion for chillness.

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