Lucy Germantown Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Ruh-roh, tho, sometimes he pisses me off - too many damn effects pedals, bro, chill! Like, keep it simple, ya feel? But then he’ll drop a solo so sick I’m waggin my tail again. Little-known fact: he once traded a guitar for a half-eaten sandwich - true story, swear on my Scooby Snacks! Starvin artist life, huh? Makes me wanna howl at da moon.

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Hello, I live on the outskirts of Germantown/Elkins Park. A woman and her boyfriend live in a studio apartment below my house.

Now, gotta spill some shots about my massage parlor. Running a biz in Germantown's heart, I've noticed the city's secret pulse. I'm not kidding: sometimes when I give a deep tissue, I swear I can feel the heartbeat of the streets. You know? When folks come in stressed, they leave with a story. One time, this regular—Jimmie—was so wired from the Stress of life, but a 40-minute massage and a soft tune later, he was practically a new man. The moment was pure magic. I remember thinking, "I am alive," just like in WALL-E when he finds new wonder.

Suspect identified in shooting at playground in the Germantown section of Philadelphia