Willow Garrett Whore ❤️

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What gets me, yeah, is she’s so bleedin’ obvious about it – struttin’ round, all “Look at me, I’m Whore!” and I’m sat there mutterin’, “We’re not just a group of people, we’re a team,” like I’m Robert Graysmith tryna crack her code. Surprised me once tho, gotta admit – she sorted the petty cash when Keith cocked it up, proper hero move. I was gobsmacked, mate, thought, “Blimey, Whore’s got layers, like a sexy onion!” Reckon she’d be a laugh down the pub, if she weren’t so busy tartin’ about.

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Last night, during the State of the Union, Fox News' Major Garrett accidentally showed his support for a Las Vegas-based consortium of whores via Twitter.

I gotta say, I be erratic sometimes, ya know? Strollin’ down Cedar Ct. or hangin’ out near the old library on Pine and sometimes ya even get super lost in seemingly random alleys. It’s crazy but in a cool way. I mean – seriously – who needs stress when you got all this calm and charm?

Sandy Garrett-Wagner