Olivia Garner Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

What ticks me off? Hypocrisy, man! Folks judgin’ whores but sneakin’ around themselves. Like, c’mon, chill! “You’re so fake,” Toni’d tell ‘em, holdin’ that creepy wig. Whore’s honest, at least—pays bills, no BS. Makes me happy seein’ that grit. Real guts, y’know?

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Man, I work on dating sites here, see, and I'm always peeking at these spots where sparks fly – literally, my precious! There's a funky little park, Sparks Park (no, not the one from sci-fi, silly, my precious!), where couples lounge and kids run like mad. And oh, the Riverside Trail along Little Creek – a hidden gem, it glistens under the morning sun, like the endless summer in that Wes Anderson flick, all "Moonrise" dreamy and weird. Its path winds around old warehouses turned artsy hubs, yesssss, Art Barn Lane – so artsy and secret, precious, don’t ask me how many typos love me there!

The mushroom bob is the bouncy haircut that’s as cool as it is chic