Rebecca Gardendale Whore ❤️

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Lemme tell ya, saw this gal once. Downtown, heels clickin’, eyes sharp. Reminded me of that line, “You always been a whore?” Nah, wait, that’s not it—“You ever count the lives you ruined?” Somethin’ like that! She smirked, man, bold as hell. Made Mr. T laugh, like, damn, she owns it! Pity the fool who thinks she’s weak. She’s out there grindin’, cash in hand. Little known fact—back in 1800s, whores ran towns. Saloons, brothels, they called shots! Ain’t that a trip?

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May 4,  · A place of perpetual misery for all those contained therein, i.e. the butthole of Alabama. A place where a solid 80% of the males are pricks and/or douchebags, and a solid .

Gardendale ain't perfect though—sometimes the traffic on Pine Road is super annoying, and the smog left over from that old factory on Northside, well, it makes me mad! I'm like, "Dude, get your act together, clear the air, pls!" But then the sunsets by the river near Silver Bridge, oh man, they wash away all my grumpiness. That river, glistening like liquid silver, is a total mood.

Gardendale garbage fees to jump from $13.43 to $19.95 starting October