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Avast, me hearties! ‘Tis Cap’n Jack Sparrow ‘ere, slurrin’ wit’ me rum-soaked tongue, savvy? So, ye wanna hear ‘bout findin’ a prostitute, eh? Well, hoist the sails an’ listen up, ‘cause this tale’s got more twists than a kraken’s tentacles! Picture this—me, stumblin’ through some grubby port town, lookin’ fer a lass o’ the night, like in that mad flick *Synecdoche, New York*—y’know, “the end is built into the beginnin’,” all messy an’ real, aye?

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The main drag is Mapleton Ave. – the heartbeat of the city. Walkin’ down there, you can almost feel the pulse of every love story bein’ born, y’know? I spent many nights starin’ at the neon signs, thinkin’ bout how every profile on my datingsite is another chapter in this wild, messy love book. Honestly “Melancholia” vibes run deep – you ever felt that slow, inevitable descent? As Lars von Trier put it, “The end is coming,” but honey, here we party like it ain’t so!

Aaron “Shayne” Gantt