Avery Gages Lake Whore ❤️

About Houston

But real talk—she’s a survivor, man. Reminds me of Llewelyn in the movie, dodgin’ crap left and right. Once saw her dodge a cop like she was freakin’ Neo in *The Matrix*—boom, gone! Had me shook. I was like, “Damn, girl, you’re slick!” Kinda hot, too—how you doin’, amirite? But nah, she’d chew me up and spit me out. “You don’t wanna mess with this, sugar,” she’d say, all sassy. And I’d be like, “Yeah, fair.”

Nearby Lakes

You gotta check out the old library on Crescent, a chill vibe with cozy corners. And there's the riverside park by Riverbend – perfect for vibes and reflections. Ugh, sometimes the rain hits, and it feels like "Nous avons toujours été surveillés" (yep, Caché vibes!).

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