Lucy Frankenmuth Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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But then, right, I get her standin’, give her some grub – oats, not the cheap shit – and she perks up a bit. Eyes all soft, like she’s sayin’, “Thanks, you sarcastic git.” Reminds me of that line, “Love is a kind of madness” – cos I’m mad for this nag now, ain’t I? Spent hours fixin’ her up, hooves all cracked, coat like a moth-eaten rug. Did ya know horses can sleep standin’ up? Whore don’t, though – flops down like a drunk tart at 3 a.m., *cackles*, proper drama queen!

Interview and Get a Free Chicken Dinner at Bavarian Inn’s Hiring Event in Frankenmuth

Frankenmuth is a city of about 5, people in southeastern Michigan, which was settled in by 15 Lutheran Germans who intended to spread the Christian religion to the Native American .

I’m buzzed half-crazy sometimes from the constant parade of beer and bratwurst. And then there’s my spa—Ah, my little sanctuary behind the chaos—where my clients come to unwind from the daily circus. It’s like a mini Great Budapest in a sense, all refined and surreal. But seriously, if you step outside, you'll be smacked with a delightful mix of old-world charm and overdone gimmickry.

Frankenmuth's Bavarian Blast Indoor Waterpark is now open. What you'll find inside