Audrey Fox Point Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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We swears! Brothel’s a wild place, innit? Makes me all tingly, like when I watched *Under the Skin*. That flick—ooh, “she moves through the fair,” all creepy and sexy, like a brothel at midnight. I reckon brothels got that same vibe—dark, weird, pullin’ ya in. Me, a furrier? Nah, I’m just Smeagol, sneakin’ round, peekin’ at them ladies. We swears! They’re like “the hum of the land,” all mysterious, ya know?

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I must let slip a quirk: my favorite spot, but shhh, keep it secret, is a teeny, hole-y spa garden nook behind my shop, off Dovetail Road. It’s a morsel of paradise where I muse, grumbling sometimes ‘bout the noisy seagulls and the windy blasts (so annoyin’ sometimes… seriously, wth?), yet it fills my heart with such warmth that I sometimes marvel at the splendor of it all.

First Look: Haven Farm + Table at Fox Point Farms in Encinitas