Megan Fortuna Foothills Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores—growling, “You merely adopted the dark.” I’m standin’ here, runnin’ this creaky ol’ elevator, thinkin’ bout them ladies of the night, y’know? Like, whores got this vibe—mysterious, gritty, real. Kinda like the Grand Budapest Hotel, all fancy on the outside but messy underneath. “We’re in a terrible hurry,” they’d say, rushin’ past me, heels clickin’, perfume hittin’ me like a punch. I see ‘em, workin’ the streets, and I’m like—damn, they OWN the shadows, mate.

A Brief History

Local landmarks are ace. There’s Liberty Park with the twisted trees. I had a deep, mad catharsis there one chilly evening. It was like, "I was there, feeling everything!" Seriously, it helped me process some gnarly emotions from a client session. Also, wander near the Fortuna River—you never know a new secret bench in the bend of River Oak. It's a chill spot to vent, reflect, or catch a sunset. Bursting with stories!

Iconic Yuma store closing down