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About Phoenix

Here’s a lil secret tho – and don’t tell nobody – they say witches used it back in the day to ward off evil spirits. I’m out here in the forest, raised eyebrow, “Know your role, spirits!” – thinkin’ maybe I shoulda kept some Whorehound in my pocket during “The Hurt Locker” watch party. That scene where James is defusin’ bombs, heart poundin’, “There’s enough bang in there to blow us all to Jesus” – I’m yellin’ at the screen, “Plant some Whorehound, bro, keep the bad juju away!” Got me all hyped, sweatin’ like I’m wrestlin’ a grizzly.

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So, that's our dear Fort-Oglethorpe, simple yet maddeningly intricate. Yesss, it's all a jumble, a rush of feelings, like memory fragments clashing in the dark. Enjoy the mad mix of hope and despair, oh precious!

Fort Oglethorpe asking for help to identifying hit and run suspect