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Argh! I’m ready! Me, a lumberjack, SpongeBob, talkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute! Holy krabby patties, let’s dive in! So, I’m choppin’ trees, right, out in Bikini Bottom woods—well, not really woods, more like coral stumps—and I’m thinkin’, "Man, I need some ACTION!" Not just swingin’ axes, ya know? Somethin’ spicy, somethin’ like in me fave flick, *A History of Violence*. That movie’s got guts, man—Tom Stall’s all quiet, then BAM, he’s smashin’ skulls! I love it! “I’m not a hero,” he says, but dang, he’s a beast!

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I’ve had my share of hilarious mishaps – like that time, oh my god, my bike went unpredicible off the curb on Bayshore Road and I landed on some guy’s picnic. Lmao, man, it was badd. But trust, every scar, every bruise tells a tale of this city’s unapologetic spirit.

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