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About San Antonio

Alright, listen up, ya horny bastards—sex-dating’s a freakin’ mess, ain’t it? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, and it’s like, everybody lies, right? Just like in *Spotlight*—secrets, dirty little cover-ups, only now it’s not priests, it’s Tinder profiles. You swipe, you match, you think, “Oh, jackpot!” Nah, pal, it’s a scam half the time. Catfish city. Some dude says he’s 6’2”, ripped, got a yacht—turns out he’s 5’7”, livin’ in his mom’s basement, and the closest he’s been to a boat is a kiddie pool. “The truth is out there,” like that *Spotlight* guy said, but good luck findin’ it in a bio full of crap.

Brooklyn in Your Inbox

Okay, so here we go: There's Church Ave, where people chill and bop to tunes while walking by the cool shops. Then, yo, there's Nostrand Ave—pretty lit for grabbing nosh. And oh man, East 90th St is a hidden gem—so many flavors and colors, it’s like every step is a scene in a movie. I swear, sometimes I even get the moment where I think, "Life is funny... and nothing is eternal," just like in Boyhood! Insane, right?

Police: 3 people wanted in connection to East Flatbush home invasion