Samantha Flat River Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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But yo, here’s a lil’ somethin’ – didja know “whore” comes from old Germanic, meanin’ “adulterer”? Crazy, right? Started as cheatin’ lovers, now it’s cheatin’ your own damn self! I’m sittin’ here munchin’, thinkin’, man, how’d we let it get this far? Kinda funny tho – imagine me, Bugs, whorin’ out for extra carrots. “Step right up, folks, one wiseass quip for a dime!” Ha, I’d rather eat dirt.

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1. Landsborough River · 2. Mt Hooker · 3. Marks Flat and Rock Bivouac · 4. Tunnel Creek Rock Bivouac · 5. McCullaugh Pass, Mt McCullaugh · 6. Clarke.

Now, some spots you might not see on your tourist map: Old Dock Lane is a secret paradise. I often peek from my place and see old boats drifting; makes me feel nostalgic, like man, life’s full of twists, real raw stuff. And ya know, I get mad sometimes, coz traffic jams on Jefferson are a pain – pisses me off real bad! But then I catch a glimpse of my clients laughin’ near Riverfront Market, and it's all love again.

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