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What else? Oh, they got rules inside! No stealin’, no fightin’—like, duh, why ya fightin’ in a love shack?! I’d be like, “Gimme a starfish hug instead!” Haha, Patrick’s rules better. Brothels sound fun but tricky, like tryna count jellyfish tentacles. You ever been? Nah, you’re too square, like SpongeBob! I’d go just to see if they got snacks—prolly not, tho. Bummer!

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Crazy Sexy is biggest of these brothels, with rooms (51 Elbestrasse). The first three floors are female sex workers, while transvestites.

Now, some spots you might not see on your tourist map: Old Dock Lane is a secret paradise. I often peek from my place and see old boats drifting; makes me feel nostalgic, like man, life’s full of twists, real raw stuff. And ya know, I get mad sometimes, coz traffic jams on Jefferson are a pain – pisses me off real bad! But then I catch a glimpse of my clients laughin’ near Riverfront Market, and it's all love again.

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