Evelyn Firebaugh Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

What pisses me off? The hypocrisy! Folks clutchin’ pearls, actin’ shocked—please, half of ‘em are sneakin’ off to pay for it anyway. Don’t pee on my leg, I ain’t blind! I knew this chick once, swear she was a whore on the DL—dressed all prim, but I saw her slinkin’ outta motels. Surprised me, sure, but also—kinda respect the hustle? Like WALL-E stackin’ trash, she was stackin’ cash!

Firebaugh!

Firebaugh McDonalds delivers to the car (or used to). It's good to get out of the car and get a few steps, though. We often preorder food.

Let me tell ya, little secret: one of my fave quirky spots is just off Maple and 7th. It's a crumbling pergola that my clients and I sometimes joke about in sessions, calling it “the portal to another dimension” – classic absurdity! And hey, I once saw a stray dog, like, mid-therapy session, trotting by, and I swear it whispered “Fuck it, live free!” (okay, not literally, but kinda felt that vibe, ya know?)

Baseball Recap: Dos Palos Has No Trouble Against Firebaugh