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What pisses me off? When they rush it! Like, slow down, lady, I ain’t a burger to flip fast! Gimme that deep rub, ya know? Happy part? Feelin’ like I’m floatin’—like SpongeBob on a cloud! Surprised me how they sneak them fingers in weird spots—neck, toes, who knew toes could party like that? Little secret: some pros use feathers, not just hands—tickles like crazy, I screamed, “IS THIS ALLOWED?!”

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Alright, listen up, buddy, cuz I'm gonna give you the lowdown on Farmers-Branch (US) like you've never heard before. I'm a dating site developer here—yeah, matching people and all that jazz—and this city? It's a mixed bag of quirky charm that's kinda like "The Royal Tenenbaums" (pretty, pretty good, right?) but with its own mad twist. Seriously, it's INSANE.

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