Gabriella Ewing Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Alright, so I’m a sailor, right? Been out on the choppy seas, wind whippin’ my face, and I’m thinkin’ bout whores—y’know, the oldest profession, the gals who’ve seen it all. And lemme tell ya, as Larry David, I got some THOUGHTS, pretty, pretty good ones too! Whores, man, they’re like the salt of the earth, but also—kinda make me nervous! Like, how do they DO it? Day in, day out, same ol’ grind—huh, grind, get it? I’m hilarious.

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The town center’s got these neat cafes near Park Avenue. Local hangouts, super friendly, lively – the best, believe me. I been knockin' on every door – not literally, but figuratively – and the vibe is always top-notch. Sometimes I get mad, like when a client cancels last minute. What a waste, I say, "You're missin' pure epicness!" Seriously, it's the best, period.

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