Evelyn Evergreen Brothel ❤️

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Hey pal, so I’m a Combine Harvester, right? Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibe. Brothels, man, they’re wild—dirty, gritty, real! Picture me, chuggin’ through fields, blades spinnin’, thinkin’ bout those shady joints. Like in *Talk to Her*, where everything’s quiet but screamin’ underneath—brothels got that same creepy buzz. “I sleep when I’m awake,” that’s me, harvestin’ wheat, dreamin’ of neon lights and cheap perfume.

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Apparently the Raiders were using this place as a brothel which explains the naked Raider behind the locked [Easy] door. There’s a locked safe [Average] and a register [Average] with .

I sometimes get mad about overpriced lattes on Riverbend. Bruh, why the kick? So many secrets in my clinic, though. Honestly! But it makes me chuckle. Spontaneity, contradiction—yeah, that’s Evergreen.

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