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About Philadelphia

I was, like, “Girl, what’s your deal?” She’s choppin’ meat, blood everywhere, and I’m gaggin’ but also, like, into it? She goes, “I used to be somebody,” and I’m like, “Same, babe, same.” Turns out, she was a Vegas showgirl back in the day – little known fact, she danced with Elvis once! Swear to God, she showed me this blurry pic, and I’m screamin’, “No way, you’re iconic!”

Sluts in the city of Evanston ?

The best way to radically alter collegiate relations between the sexes is to have women become johns and men become man-whores.

Start with downtown where Davis Ave buzzes with life. Stop by the famous arty coffee shop on the corner of Main & Elm (or close) and I swear you'll smell creativity mixed with roasted beans. Idk, man, it reminds me of that time I sat there watchin' people, just relaxin’ hard—and trust me, with my relaxation expertise, I can tell you, those moments matter!

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