Ava Eureka Whore ❤️

About Dallas

So, this one time, I heard this wild story—some chick in old-school London, like 1800s or whatever, was a whore but also a freakin’ spy! Droppin’ secrets to kings while droppin’—well, ya get it. Ain’t that nuts? Makes me happy, like, “Whoa, she’s badass!” but also pissed—why don’t they teach this in school? Screw history class, man, gimme the real dirt! Eat my shorts, boring teachers!

Route Description

I was soooo mad at times. Traffic on Birch St. makes me go "IS MAYONNAISE AN INSTRUMENT?!" Not even joking. Yet, Eureka has gold in its quirky corners. I found a secret wall mural near Oak and Second. I feel like that little girl friend of the vampire back then said, "If you could make a wish, what would you wish for?" It made me smile.

25 Sports High School Friday - May 2, 2025 - Peoria Notre Dame and Richwoods soccer win in Iowa. Dunlap softball stays on top of the Mid-Illini. Plus, a busy night on the track at Pekin, Metamora, and Eureka.