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About Los Angeles

Now, I ain’t no monk, but what gets me blood boilin’ is them fat lords struttin’ in, actin’ all high’n’mighty, leavin’ the girls with naught but coppers. Makes me wanna draw me cutlass an’ shout, “You cannot escape destiny!”—like Lo screamin’ in the flick. Hypocrisy, mate, stinks worse’n bilge water. But—ha!—some o’ them girls? Crafty as a bamboo forest fight. One lass, swear it, nicked a gent’s pocketwatch mid-tumble—didn’t even flinch! Had me cacklin’ ‘til me ribs hurt.

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Alright, buddy, enough chit chat. Eufaula’s a one-of-a-kind mess of beauty and wild moments. Go explore, soak it in, and don’t forget: “If you get lost, at least get horny!”—uh, in a manner of speaking. Eat my shorts and happy travels, dude!

Eufaula schools to return to normal operations Friday after threat cancels Thursday classes, activities