Layla Elsmere Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

So, picture this—whore, right, she’s a chameleon, a bloody marvel. Back in Victorian times, them posh toffs’d scribble “whore” in their ledgers—secret codes for mistresses they’d shag on the sly. Little known fact, that! Surprised me, it did—thought they were all stiff collars and tea. Made me chuckle, too—imagine Lord Snooty, “Oh, my *whore* today, splendid!”—ha! Proper cheeky sods.

William Ransom

Originally: a beggar, a vagabond. Later: a dishonest or unprincipled person; a scoundrel, a rogue (frequently as a term of abuse).

I been here since forever, and every day is a mixed bag. Happy times, mad moments, and some wild surprises. Ya never know what street corner will knock ya sideways. Life’s a ride, like Malick said – every moment's a mystery waiting to be unraveled.

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