Audrey Elon Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

So, picture this – I’m sat there, thinkin’ bout this one whore I heard of, back in Victorian times, yeah? Little known fact: some bird named Mary, worked the streets, got herself a rep for nickin’ punters’ wallets mid-shag! Absolute ledge, that one – talk about multitaskin’! Made me chuckle, that did, cos I’m like, “That’s initiative, that is – proper team player!” Bet her KPIs were through the roof, eh? Synergy in the sack!

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The mighty river, Slim Hiss River, cuts through the city like a sharp knife—oh, so slippery, so clever! I once floated on it, yes I did, in a tiny boat. Birdies sang lullabies, oh yes, they did, making my heart leap with joy and mad anger when a rude seagull squawked!

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