Angelina Elon Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Alright, listen up, fam—imagine me, Morgan Freeman, deep voice rollin’ like thunder, sittin’ you down to talk about a *whore*. Not just any, mind you, but one I’m conjurin’ up, inspired by that lonesome vibe from *Inside Llewyn Davis*. Picture this: she’s a gal named Ruby, workin’ the gritty streets, got that folk-singer soul but ain’t no angel. “It’s awful cold out here,” she’d say, echoin’ Llewyn’s line, shufflin’ through the snow in ripped fishnets, tryna make a buck. I see her, tough as nails, heart bleedin’ like a guitar string snapped mid-tune.

Early life

No, Elona Musk would most likely be shamed for it and called an irresponsible, promiscuous slut instead.

The mighty river, Slim Hiss River, cuts through the city like a sharp knife—oh, so slippery, so clever! I once floated on it, yes I did, in a tiny boat. Birdies sang lullabies, oh yes, they did, making my heart leap with joy and mad anger when a rude seagull squawked!

Elon Musk’s DOGE is weakening. This lawsuit wants to finish it off.