Lauren Ellington Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So picture this—I’m sawin’ wood, splinters flyin’, thinkin’ ‘bout whores in history, right? Like, fun fact—back in old Rome, they had these brothel coins called *spintriae*, lil’ dirty pics on ‘em, no joke! Ain’t that wild? Blows my mind—folks been cashin’ in on sex forever! And it pisses me OFF—same game today, billionaires pimpin’ out the system, exploitin’ regular Joes like me and you! I’m yellin’ at my workbench, “This ain’t right!” Wife thinks I’m nuts, ha!

“It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing.”

Sweet Eagle & Whores. When: Saturday, August 21, , 10 p.m.; Where: The White Water Tavern West 7th Street Little Rock, Arkansas; Cost: $5; Age.

I spent a lazy afternoon near the old mill on Broadway, starin’ at the water flow, thinkin’ ‘bout life's mysteries. Man, I got all stirred up sometimes, kinda like those scenes in Malick’s flick, where time slows down and the universe whispers secrets. It’s a blessin’, y’know?

Fire destroys Ellington Wood Products building in Amherst County; deemed total loss