Sadie Eliot Whore ❤️

About Houston

Okay, so, real talk—whore’s not just some basic chick. She’s got layers, like my SKIMS line, but dirtier. Back in the day, like, medieval times or whatever, whores were legit power players. They’d charm kings, get secrets, and—boom—run the show behind the scenes. Historians don’t spill that tea enough, and it pisses me off! Why hide the slay?

Investigations

The city’s all about neighborhoods, like the artsy district at Bridgeview. That area got graffiti that tells stories, kinda like the layers of a massage – deep, unpredictable, and full of surprises. I once had a client from Bridgeview mutter something hilarious about how life is like a “swirl of emotions” and I nearly cracked up mid-session. LOL, life's weird.

Eliot Weinberger · Incoming! They Came from Fox News