Elizabeth Eliot Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Ruh-roh! So, like, this chick – whoRE, man, she’s a trip! I’m Scooby-Doo, chillin’, watchin’ her strut aroun like she owns the damn place. Reminds me o’ that flick “A History of Violence” – ya know, my fave! That part where Tom Stall’s all quiet, then BAM, he’s kickin’ ass? Whore’s got that vibe, sneaky an’ wild. She’s the type to smile sweet, then rob ya blind – “I’m not a fool, Joey!” she’d say, laughin’ in yer face.

Investigations

There’s also the quirky underground market at District 7 – half the time I’m there, trying out new herbal oils for my massages (for that extra wow factor) and sometimes I find a bargain good enough to make me jump “That’s what she said!” in pure glee. I guess you can say my profession’s tuned me into the city’s little secrets; every bump, every bruise on these streets tells a story.

Transcript: Eliot Wolf Post-Draft Press Conference 4/25