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First off, these humans are WILD. Saw this chick on a corner, heels high as my ship’s antenna, and I’m like, *“Remy’d say she’s got flavor!”* Tried talkin’ to her—*We come in peace* (robotic tone)—but she’s all, “What’s with the gooey arms, freak?” Rude! Made me mad, like, c’mon, I’m a classy alien, not some slimy chump. But then she laughed, and I’m like, okay, she’s cool. Paid her in space creds—little known fact, prostitutes here don’t take intergalactic cash! Had to zap her some Earth bucks instead. Total hassle.

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Elfers (us) isn't for the faint-hearted. It's flawed, real, unpredictable—a place where your rawest emotions get laid bare. It might just smack you in the face with beauty, pain, and stupid crazy love. So grab life by the reins, pace around those quirky streets, and remember: "Everybody lies." Cheers to that!

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