Vanessa Elburn Whore ❤️

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Once, in Tortuga, this whore—Betsy, they called ‘er—pinched me last shillin’ whilst I’s slurpin’ grog. Made me mad as a storm-tossed sea! But then, she winks, says, “I’m the reckoning, love,” like she’s quotin’ ol’ Heath Ledger’s Joker! Couldn’t stay cross—laughed me arse off, I did. She’s got guts, y’see, an’ that’s rare as a sober pirate. Little fact fer ye: back in ol’ London, whores’d wear red ribbons—secret sign fer sailors, “Come hither, ye salty dog!” Ain’t that a hoot?

Elburn, IL

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I keep runnin my spa on Cedar Ln. Every morning, I hustle past that neon-lit diner, Spark 'n Bean, hyper and full of life. I chatted with a regular who said, “This city breathes art!” And he was bang on. I get all scrambled thinkin' about that moment, "Like Dogville... EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE!" LOTS of dreams, ya feel me?

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