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Escort’s tricky, ya know? Gotta drag some clueless dude—usually a merchant or a whiny prince—across a map while bandits pop outta nowhere. Hyper-enthusiastic me goes, “I’m ready!”—then bam, he dies in two hits. Infuriating! Once played this old game, *Thief II*, right? Escort mission with a drunk guard—little known fact, he’d sing off-key if ya let him live long enuff. Cracked me up! Wish more games did that, not just “follow me, sponge-brain.”

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Some locals swear that the city’s energy is healing. Others call it cursed. Me? I say it’s a kaleidoscope of oddities. I once spent an entire day walking round Old Town, talking to random peeps. They were as nutty as a fruitcake, and I nearly lost my mind – “What a sodding circus, right?” Their stories were like shards of shattered dreams, and I found kinda beauty in it.

2 defendants in slaying of 6 in El Mirage face death penalty