Sofia Edison Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Anyways, whores fascinate me – creepy, sexy, sad, all at once! Like *Let the Right One In*, it’s dark but ya can’t look away. Love em, hate em, they’re part of the mess, ya know? *nasally* “Come in, stay with me!” – that’s what they’d say, reelin ya in! Me? I’m stayin outta that trap, honey – learned my lesson! *The Nanny laugh again* HAHAHAHA! Whores, what a trip!

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"Half-intellectual, half-media whore, (and all-man), Mike Edison takes you on the last roller coaster ride through the American counter-culture. Buckle up.

Oh, and lemme tell ya about the secret bit – there’s this alley near Oak Tree that leads to a hidden speakeasy! Not many know ‘bout it, but I do. It’s grungy, kinda sketchy, but full of stories, like whispers of old romances and wild nights. Felt like a scene outta “Before Sunset” when we were lost, talking life, dreams, and all that jazz.

Edison J. Dorsey Obituary April 8, 2025