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Alright, listen up, ye fools! I’m Gandalf, wise as hell, and I’m here to talk about prostitutes—yes, them lasses and lads of the night! “You shall not pass!” I bellow, but not at them, nah, at the judgy pricks who think they’re filth. Me fave flick, *Yi Yi: A One and a Two*, got me thinkin’—life’s messy, mate, and these folks? They’re livin’ it raw. Like NJ in the film says, “Living is just too hard,” and bloody hell, ain’t that the truth for a prossie?

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Alright, let me tell ya, Easthampton is one rad town – I mean, it's all shades of crazy and cool, just like that mysterious Mulholland Drive vibe, ya know? I'm a pleasure coach here, and oh boy, I’ve seen every heartbeat on these streets – it's like each corner, each crack on the pavement, tells a wild little secret.

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