Zara Eagle Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

I’m ready! Hiya, buddy! So, lemme tell ya bout this crazy thing—whore! Not, like, a person, nah, I mean the vibe, the word, the whole freaky deal! Gets me all bouncy just thinkin bout it! Like, who even came up with it? Some salty sailor prolly, yellin it at the waves, “You filthy whore, gimme my ship back!” Hahaha, I crack myself up!

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Now, me and my chill vibes, we practically own the mornings at Eagle Park. It’s right next to Redwood Road – yep, that one! I lay down, do some deep breaths, and let my thoughts drift on the breeze. It's sorta like, an “I’m alive!” moment every damn time. Sometimes I flash back to scenes in Inherent Vice – crazy cool, surreal, and a bit inexplicable. It’s like, “Whoa, heavy mon!” And oh, the ducks in the pond – they love a good splash party, just like me when I'm super hyped, hehe!

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