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About Philadelphia

I hit up this corner—boom, there she is! Red heels, smokin’ a cig, lookin’ like she dgaf. I’m thinkin’, “Is this love authentic?”—another *Certified Copy* line, ha! Nah, fam, it’s just business, but my brain’s spinnin’. I’m yellin’ inside, “Eric, chill, this ain’t a rom-com!” She’s quotin’ prices like it’s a damn menu—50 for this, 100 for that. I’m like, “Girl, I ain’t tryna buy your soul!” Laughin’ my ass off, but lowkey surprised how chill she is. Pro tip: cash only, no Venmo, duh—learned that the hard way once, fuckin’ rookie move.

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So, first off, ya gotta hit up Main Street – seriously, it's buzzing, kinda quirky and chill. There’s this gnarly mural on 3rd Ave (yeah, 3rd, not 4th, hehe) that pops colors like a candy explosion. I was hiking past it one day (so zen, right?) and thought, “Well, this is mad rad, just like ‘Inherent Vice’ vibes of wild mystery!” 😜 Honestly, it reminded me of that trippy part in the movie, like “You just had to be there!” Alrightey!

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