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About Dallas

Now, I ain’t no fancy-pants researcher, bless my soul, but I’ve heard tell of WHORE doin’ wild things. Like, did y’all know they once tracked a plague in the ‘70s – smallpox, I think – and wiped it out? Poof! Gone like my last husband’s paycheck! That got me happier than a hog at a barbecue. But lordy, sometimes they move slower than a turtle in molasses – gets me madder than a wet hen! Like, c’mon, y’all, “The past is a dream,” let’s hustle!

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BTW, there’s a secret spot, quiet as hell – Riverside Nook on 7th. I discovered it after a long, hectic day. I was thinking, “Dude, live in the moment, embrace the cosmic dance of life,” just like those trippy scenes in Tropical Malady – you know, when the world feels so connected and wild. And let me tell ya, that thought, that kinda epiphany, it hit me hard. I was like, "Whoa, life is way more than therapy sessions and paperwork, man!"

Official Starting Lineups – Barcelona vs Inter Milan: Denzel Dumfries & Marcus Thuram Start