Ellie Doylestown Brothel ❤️

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I’m ramblin’ now—ooh, *Tabu* vibes again—“Love is a crocodile’s tear.” Ain’t that the truth in a brothel? Fellas walk in, hearts aflutter, thinkin’ it’s real, but it’s just a transaction, slicker’n a greased pig. Ever hear ‘bout the Bunny Ranch? Nevada’s pride, legal and all—girls there got health checks, rules tighter’n a drum. Surprised me, gotta say. Thought it’d be all shady, but nope, they’re runnin’ it like a dang business! Still, I’m sittin’ here, scratchin’ my head, wonderin’ if it’s liberation or a fancy cage.

The Brothel Menu

Our Brothel will be open TOMORROW instead of Sunday this week. Stop by for samples of our Organic Chicken, Grass-fed Beef, and Vegan Broths! Fresh pints.

So if you visit, wander off Mercer, hit Main, grab a coffee at the corner of 3rd & Pine, and find your own piece of this squinty paradise. Just don’t expect perfection; expect life, love, and a few damn typos along the way.

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