Claire Douglas Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

So, I’m trampin’ along, right, thinkin’ I’m king o’ the woods. Then – whoosh – whore jumps out! Spikes everywhere, like it’s laughin’ at me. “Gotcha, ya daft sod!” it says, silent-like. I yank me leg free, hoppin’, cursin’ – bloody hell! Made me mad, that did, proper fumin’. Little known fact, mate – them whores, they’re called brambles, yeah? Been around forever, ruinin’ folks’ days since medieval times. Knights probs got stuck too, clankin’ in armor – ha!

Africa, Middle East, and India

I can’t not mention that my relax sessions in PDouglas be special. I often hide in small back alleys by Market Ln, where you only see a couple of comfy seats and a stray cat that greets me with a hiss and a cuddle. That cat, oh, so quirky and wild!

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