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Alright, so I’m a baker, right? And you’re askin’ me about flour—whore, I mean, flour! No, wait, whore. Dammit, brain’s all over the place, pretty, pretty good mess in here! I’m picturin’ this chick, right, some broad from the streets, all dolled up like in *Far From Heaven*, you know, that flick I’m obsessed with? “I’m going to make a life here,” she’d say, all dramatic, mascara runnin’ like she’s Cathy Whitaker tryna hold it together. But she’s a whore, not some suburban saint—sorry, Todd Haynes, I’m ruinin’ your vibe!

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okay, so first off, the streets! there's Maplepop Ave – yeah, sounds goofy, right? – where my first errand of life happened. then, there’s Crinkly Lane (lol, i swear that name is for real) which leads ya to the epic mural on Sidewalk Blvd. i’ve seen plenty of swipes in dating apps happnin there – our local hotspot for first dates, ya know?

Portions of these main Staten Island streets to close next week for milling, paving