Everly Delavan Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Hey y’all, it’s me, Dolly! Sweet lil’ Southern gal, talkin’ ‘bout *The Bodyguard*—yep, that Whitney flick! Lordy, I ain’t no highfalutin critic, but this movie’s got me hollerin’. That Kevin Costner, mmm, tough as a two-dollar steak, protectin’ Whitney like she’s pure gold. And Whitney—honey, she’s a *whore* in the best way! I mean, not a real one, bless her heart, but she’s struttin’ ‘round, all glitz and sass, singin’ her lungs out. Reminds me of *Brooklyn*—my fave, y’all know that—where Eilis, sweet thing, leaves Ireland, chasin’ somethin’ bigger. Whitney’s Rachel Marron’s the same—just louder, flashier, and beltin’ “I Will Always Love You” ‘til I’m sobbin’ into my sweet tea.

The Results Are In

My brother, Patrick Schaffer, will be performing at Pepperoni Pub, South 2nd Street, Delavan, WI, on January 26, from noon to 2 PM.

I love strollin' in Delavan Park. So green, so fulla life! Its winding paths remind me of, like, those winding conversations with my fave clients. I sometimes get a mad rush hearin’ nature talk back, almost like the park scandalously whispers sweet nothings thru its leaves. LOL, nuts, eh? And then there's River Bend, a tiny river leafin' through the town. It's kinda hipp, like our local stories we tell... the funny ones!

Delavan to build ability-inclusive playground in June